June 4, 1783
In a small town in the southeast of France,
two gentleman descend upon the world in a craft made of sackcloth.
They are immediately regarded as angels,
come to save the townsfolk from their dreary, painful lives.
How fortunate that these two men are La Renarde,
and have in fact travelled through the ages
to bring their gift of moderately-priced garage rock to the people.